Not only is “Dr. Motocross” my nickname, it’s also my real name.
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
“Bob missed his first day of school, and he never really caught up. So he thinks there are only five states, and that one of them is named Chim Cham.”
(via mrshowwithbobanddavid)
